New Look at ‘The Avengers’: Thor and Agent Coulson Are Watching Porn Together [Updated]
Well, that’s my take of the picture above. Thor and Agent Coulson are obviously fascinated by something on the computer on the screen, what could it be? Make up your own interpretation because that would certainly more fun than all of these vanilla images Marvel has been releasing as of late.
Additionally, Disney has sent us a picture of Hawkeye, Captain America and Black Widow walking intently down a corridor! The intensity of their stares is almost too much to take as they are probably pondering a deep issue such as “McDonalds or Burger King for lunch?”
The Avengers opens on May 4th. You won’t want to miss these scenes in the movie!
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What about Steak & Shake? They have better burgers and fires for $4
Better than fuckin’ Wendys!
Yea never liked Wendys at all…
Steak & Shake is amazing!!
I think Agent Coulson is showing Thor his new Wilford Brimley fansite, waiting in anxious anticipation for Thor’s approval.
Thor is not impressed.
Thor obviously wants to go check Anomalous Material and is about to ram that chair into Coulson’s face.
I put my local Giant Burger up against any of your puny, Earth burgers.
(shudder)
I was going to say that they are looking at Anomalous Material, but since Thor doesn’t have a smile on his face it must be one of those other sites. HA!
Ahaha touche sir!
Surely there can only be one choice for lunch… KFC FTW!!!
hmmm… Sure beats processed meat patties and fake cheese between two pieces of cardboard!
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Sorry I got distracted. Are Chris Hemsworth’s guns as big as big as Clark Gregg’s face?!
Yes, indeed.
Coulson is thinking: “I hope he doesn’t notice me staring at his glistening muscles.”
Thor is thinking: “Why hasn’t he stared at my glistening muscles yet?”
It’s like high school but with a puny human inflicting the pain on the god of thunder!
Ahah, that pic of Hawkeye, Captain America and Black Widow looks like some Cosplay at Comic-con!! As for their burger of choice, I think they’re going to White Castle.
They are obviously on a mission. White Castle are so hard to find!
There’s some serious walking going on in the last pic
Seriously, I’d love to be on that set. I wonder if the actors are realizing how idiotic this looks
May 4th is coming!!! Avengers Assemble!
At least, the movie will be from my point of view (although how could they possibly what a genius like me think). That’s about the only reason I would want to watch this after the abomination that is the movie they named after me.
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