OMG! ‘Breaking Dawn Part 2′ Stars on the Cover of Latest Issue of EW
With all the big summer blockbusters landing week after week, we almost forgot that Breaking Dawn Part 2, the supposedly final chapter of the Twilight Saga will hit theaters in November. Not to worry, Entertainment Weekly is here to remind us of that disgusting fact as this week’s issue features Bella (Kristen Stewart), Edward (Robert Pattinson) and their progeny, Renesmee (Mackenzie Foy).
Forgive me if I don’t really know what’s going on with the story anymore (I missed the last movie) but apparently, Bella has turned into a vampire and gave birth to a child at the end of Breaking Dawn Part 1 after some hilarious vampire sex. To keep things as awkward as possible, she gave her the most unpronounceable name she could think of and the kid is now seducing the socks out of Taylor Lautner’s Jacob (as seen below)?
Sign me up. The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 opens on November 16th.
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Holy Pictures, Batman!
LOL @ you actually uploading all of those, Cap
By doing so, Cap has got me questioning his credibility
I thought we were always questioning Caps credibility
I actually rarely ever ques– Ok, but I’m a smart ass, I question EVERYONE’S credibility. LOL.
This one is extra special though.
Which pic is your favorite Cap?
Taylor Lautner flirting with Resnemee of course!
LOL
Fun thread. This was fun.
You can “Get me back” when I do my Twilight Marathon
Ahaha I love that my brand of sarcasm is almost imperceptible these days
ZOMG! So excited! It’s finally going to endddd!!!!!
Shouldn’t they keep the little minor child away from Taylor Lautner?
Yea, he obviously has his eyes set on her now.
Reneesme is so cute!
Ugh! The only great thing about this set is that brown leather jacket that one vampire dude is wearing. I’d love to get that for my hubby
Or you can buy it for me when we go shopping ahah
Sure Castor, when I win the lottery
Are they’re trying to look badass or something? Come on!
I can’t wait to not watch this movie.
Yea, we all know your secret Dave. We know where you are hiding all your copies of the Twilight movies!!!
Your enthusiasm for Twilight makes me lol.
FYI: Breaking Dawn (the book) was the first time I have ever heard of Twilight in my life.
Now that Bella’s a vampire, Stewart feels compelled to actually try to affect emotion. So she just scowls the shit out of every photo she’s in. Brilliant.
Welp, the promo stuff for this looks just as ridiculous out of context as any other promo material produced for the other films. That’s all I’ve got. Aside from deep-set disdain for this stupid franchise.
This is me trying to keep a straight face …
Really looking forward to this….NOT!
wait, hold up. So the vampire offspring actually ages? I don’t get this whole vampiring business. Questions questions…
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