With all the big summer blockbusters landing week after week, we almost forgot that Breaking Dawn Part 2, the supposedly final chapter of the Twilight Saga will hit theaters in November. Not to worry, Entertainment Weekly is here to remind us of that disgusting fact as this week’s issue features Bella (Kristen Stewart), Edward (Robert Pattinson) and their progeny, Renesmee (Mackenzie Foy).
Forgive me if I don’t really know what’s going on with the story anymore (I missed the last movie) but apparently, Bella has turned into a vampire and gave birth to a child at the end of Breaking Dawn Part 1 after some hilarious vampire sex. To keep things as awkward as possible, she gave her the most unpronounceable name she could think of and the kid is now seducing the socks out of Taylor Lautner’s Jacob (as seen below)?
Sign me up. The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 opens on November 16th.