Deadline reports that Reese Witherspoon is set to star in the inevitable movie adaptation of the John Gray self-help book Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus. On the Cinematic Surprise Scale this ranks far, far below, say, The Crying Game and falls somewhere more in line with, say, Kevin James starring as “A high school biology teacher (who) moonlights as a mixed-martial arts fighter in an effort to raise money to save the school’s music program.”
It should also be reported that script-writing duties will be handled by Deborah Kaplan and Harry Elfont, the same duo responsible for the Leap Year screenplay.
Abandon hope all ye who enter here.
THOUGHTS? ARE YOU AS UN-SURPRISED AS US? WILL YOU SEE THIS MOVIE?