So do you know that guy? That Castor Troy guy? That guy who created Anomalous Material from scratch and built it from the ground up into the awesome living, breathing, movie-loving safe haven where we all enjoy congregating so much today?
That guy is coming to my house for dinner on June 17. And we’re going to watch my favorite episode of Sex and the City starring Sarah Jessica Parker. Because yes, I have a favorite episode of Sex and the City. (Is that so wrong?! Back off, why don’t you?!)
And I want you to be there too. But, you have to go to the LAMB at once and vote for Anomalous Material in the annual LAMMY Awards as Best Blog, Best Community “Whatever” and Most Prolific for a chance to win. And the contest ends when voting for the LAMMYs ends. So you have to do it now. Because you need Anomalous Material and we need you.
Also, you will probably have to eat cheeseburgers because I like cheeseburgers.
Also, that episode of Sex and the City you might not want to watch in the first place will probably be followed by me forcing you to watch random Lady Gaga offerings on DVR.
Also, I’ll have no way of knowing who voted for Anomalous Material so I’m entirely unsure how this contest would work.
BUT SERIOUSLY, THANK YOU TO EVERYONE IRREGARDLESS OF WHICH WAY YOU CHOOSE TO VOTE. BUT I HAD TO MAKE THIS POST. YOU UNDERSTAND THAT, RIGHT? SARAH JESSICA JUST LOBBED IT OVER THE PLATE. I HAD TO SWING. I HAD TO!