Vote For Anomalous Material!
So do you know that guy? That Castor Troy guy? That guy who created Anomalous Material from scratch and built it from the ground up into the awesome living, breathing, movie-loving safe haven where we all enjoy congregating so much today?
That guy is coming to my house for dinner on June 17. And we’re going to watch my favorite episode of Sex and the City starring Sarah Jessica Parker. Because yes, I have a favorite episode of Sex and the City. (Is that so wrong?! Back off, why don’t you?!)
Vote for AM for a chance to watch Sarah Jessica Parker in a TV show!
And I want you to be there too. But, you have to go to the LAMB at once and vote for Anomalous Material in the annual LAMMY Awards as Best Blog, Best Community “Whatever” and Most Prolific for a chance to win. And the contest ends when voting for the LAMMYs ends. So you have to do it now. Because you need Anomalous Material and we need you.
Also, I can’t pay for your plane ticket and/or bus fare or reimburse you for gas.
Also, you will probably have to eat cheeseburgers because I like cheeseburgers.
Also, that episode of Sex and the City you might not want to watch in the first place will probably be followed by me forcing you to watch random Lady Gaga offerings on DVR.
Also, I’ll have no way of knowing who voted for Anomalous Material so I’m entirely unsure how this contest would work.
But still….
BUT SERIOUSLY, THANK YOU TO EVERYONE IRREGARDLESS OF WHICH WAY YOU CHOOSE TO VOTE. BUT I HAD TO MAKE THIS POST. YOU UNDERSTAND THAT, RIGHT? SARAH JESSICA JUST LOBBED IT OVER THE PLATE. I HAD TO SWING. I HAD TO!
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Do you promise Gaga?
Heck yes, I do! In fact, if you win the “contest”, Red, we’ll just skip “Sex and the City” and rock out to Gaga. I may actually have to rig the “contest” in your favor now.
Your use of the non-word “irregardless” has forced me to vote against AM. D’oh – and you were so near the end!
Can we watch Flight of the Navigator instead?
What’s most vexing is that I can’t even be upset with you for basing this decision on my vocabulary. That’s totally fair. I have no one to blame but myself.
And we can totally watch Flight of the Navigator! I’ve never seen it! I need to rectify this problem!
I’ve already voted for you guys on the community prize.
Thank you!
Also voted for you guys! I wish you the best of luck!
And thank you too!
Move out of the way folks, I have GOT to get to the poll right now! I mean who cares about SJP if I get to hang out w/ you and Castor??!
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P.S. Glad to see you campaigning AM Staff, but you’ve already got my vote without it
Thanks, Ruth! I’m sure Sarah Jessica Parker will be sad to hear this, but she’ll just have to deal.
I know where you live, so whether I vote or not…(which I totally did, btw).
So whether you vote or not……we’re going to watch Sex and the City? And listen to Lady Gaga?
I am Castor Troy and I do not approve this message.
I probably should have included “Also, I cannot actually guarantee Castor Troy’s presence at this dinner since I have not consulted with him about this in any way.”
Good luck! (With SJP!)
Cheeseburgers and SJP you say? Very tempting.
Good luck with the voting!
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