Grade Scale
- A+: Never say never
- A: A masterpiece
- A-: A near-masterpiece
- B+: Very good movie
- B: Good movie but some minor flaws
- B-: Pretty good but some flaws
- C+: Slightly above average
- C: Average
- C-: Mediocre
- D: Bad movie!!!
- F: Atrocious, avoid at all cost!
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|  By Castor |
Jessica Stein (the deliciously cute Jennifer Westfeldt) has it all or almost. She is a successful, straight, attractive single woman living in New York City. Frustrated of not finding a decent guy (she’s picky), she tries to find a friendship with another woman and answers an intriguing ad in the newspaper written by bisexual free-spirit Helen Cooper (Heather Juergensen) looking for her first lesbian relationship. Can the conservative and resolutely straight Jessica make the leap? What will she tell her parents and friends?
Directed by the competent Charles Herman-Wurmfeld, Kissing Jessica Stein is a refreshing romantic comedy exploring the blurry line between friendship and love. The movie is elevated by credible and heartfelt performances from co-writers Jennifer Westfeldt and Heather Juergensen as well as a great supporting cast highlighted by Tovah Feldshuh who plays Jessica’s Jewish mother with great aplomb and depth.
A cute, smart and witty romantic comedy that goes beyond well beyond its sitcom cliche.
B-
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Directed by Tony Scott, The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 is a remake crime thriller that was released back in June 2009. The plot of the movie is quite simple: Armed men lead by a man named Ryder (John Travolta) take control of a New York City subway train and hold its hostages for a ransom. MTA dispatcher Walter Garber (Denzel Washington) ends up being the guy who has to talk to the bad guys.
There is nothing really glaringly wrong with Pelham 1 2 3, it’s a decently entertaining movie with some good dialogue between the two co-stars. It’s even unintentionally funny while trying to be serious. The part where Denzel’s wife ask him to bring home a gallon of milk to make sure he doesn’t die, that was hilarious! The performances are unspectacular but solid. Both John Travolta and Denzel Washington have seen better days but for the most part, there is nothing to complain about. Good old John Turturro does a solid job as a NYPD negotiator. Something that really annoyed me was some of Tony Scott quirks. For example, he will literally rotate a camera around characters in the middle of a dialogue for minutes at a time which was very very annoying after the 18th time. Plainly stated, this movie felt like Tony Scott just got a video camera for Christmas and he is playing with it for the first time ever.
Quite surprisingly, this movie’s budget was $100 million which is quite a high amount for what we (don’t) see on-screen: no big explosions, a few cars rolling over, not even any expensive CGI or a train going belly up. The movie did not do so well at the box office with only $65 million at the US box office. (My criteria is at a minimum to break even with the film budget to be a minor hit)
Entertaining summer movie but for a thriller, it’s just not that thrilling.
C+
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Once in a while, you stumble upon a movie that you never heard of, and it surprises you immensely. And it feels magical! The Visitor is a movie best-approached by knowing absolutely nothing about it and I highly recommend that you watch it first. I feel bad for giving a synopsis of the plot but I feel I must. So here we go:
The Visitor takes place in our post 9/11 world. College Professor Walter Vale (Richard Jenkins) is a lonely widower with a boring life. His zombie life consists entirely of teaching one Economics class at a local Connecticut school, attending a few meetings, eating by himself, and taking piano lessons even though he is just not very good at it. One day. he is asked to give a lecture at a conference in New York City which he reluctantly accepts as he own a flat in the Big Apple. When he gets there, he is taken aback by the fact that a couple, Tarek (Haaz Sleiman) and Zainab (Danai Jekesai Gurira), has been living in his apartment, renting the place from a swindler. Embarrassed of being scammed, they quickly apologize and leave but Walter reluctantly follows them and convinces them to stay until they figure something out. Despite being completely different in terms of culture, age, and temperament, Tarek and Walter quickly form a friendship as they play African drums together, giving the new man a new sense of long-forgotten passion and joie de vivre. Obviously, something wrong has to happen to drive the story, and Tarek is mistakenly arrested in the subway for not paying his fare. It is determined that he is an illegal immigrant and he is taken to a detention center, awaiting deportation. Walter decides to help his friend.
Directed by Thomas McCarthy, The Visitor is a poignant and efficient character study. A movie that touches on some relevant contemporary issues without getting condescending or phony. Tarek is an all-around nice guy, all smiles and living though his music. He gives drums lessons to the dormant Walter and we can see life come back in Walter’s eyes as he becomes quite adept at playing the instrument. This all comes to an end when Tarek is arrested and scheduled for deportation. The person that brought Walter back to life is now being taken away by his government. The movie exposes the limit of US immigration laws without getting controversial but most importantly, delves into the things that are common within people of all origins and background. The ending of the movie is fitting and definitely not your tidy Hollywood happy ending as we see Walter hammering away at his drum, expressing his anger at the system.

The movie is perfectly cast with Richard Jenkins fitting the Walter role like a glove. You may not instantly recognize Richard Jenkins by his name but you will by his face. He is one of the best character actor in the business and has done so many movies as a supporting character ( Hint: played the dad in Step Brothers). His Oscar-nominated performance is a thing of beauty. He is restrained and understated but yet, he conveys the transformation that is happening inside Walter’s soul. He trust his acting to convey everything that needs to be known and it does. Walter is a soft-spoken man incredibly bored with his life and seeing him take small risks that get him out of his shell and give him some great pleasures is extremely rewarding for the viewer. It is very cool to see an older actor of his pedigree get a nicely written leading role that fits him perfectly. We also get powerful and moving performances from Haaz Sleiman, Danai Jekesai Gurira, and the beautiful Hiam Abbass who plays Tarek’s mother. Those four actors did a great job of making their characters real and likable in their own way and we can’t help but sympathize with their situation.
Production values are first rate. The movie is shot on location in New York City and portrays different aspect of the city very fittingly. The musical score is also excellent mixing in classical music (Walter’s wife was a pianist) and more exotic music.
Very moving film that is carried by four exceptional performances. A gem.
A-
VN:F [1.8.4_1055] Rating: 9.3/10 (3 votes cast)
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Cloverfield has been clouded by secrecy since its trailer appeared with the opening of box office smash Transformers last summer. Directed by Matt Reeves, the movie puts its audience in the shoes of nearly helpless bystanders who witness the attack of New York City by a gargantuan monster. Through the lens of an hand-held and seemingly indestructible camera carried by one of the main characters, we follow a group of seemingly ordinary citizen trying to rescue their dear friend. We do not know why the monster is so pissed off, we do not know where it comes from, we don’t even know whether such an outstanding nuclear-powered video camera can be bought. All we know is that this is only the very limited point of view from that small camera perspective, and this is what separates this movie from the pack of epic monster movies. The movie will leave more questions than answers: What happens to the main protagonists, is the monster still alive, will the Giants play in SuperBowl XLI?… Multiple viewings are definitely required if you want to catch everything that was intentionally put on film. Time will tell but a sequel to the movie is a lock given the record-breaking box office revenue on opening weekend.
B+: At a brisk 80 mn, the movie provides quick and effective entertainment
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I haven’t read the book so I couldn’t be disappointed by them veering off the book plot. However I really liked the movie. Will Smith is simply outstanding as Dr. Robert Neville and I would go as far as to say this was his best performance to date. Although the movie follows the formula of a blockbuster pure and simple, I absolutely loved the first 2/3 of the movie. It is dark, yet hopeful. Watching the impressive rendering of a post-apocalyptic New York City is a gift by itself. Nevertheless the last third of the movie is just the typical Hollywood ending and the plot just jumps too fast to the end for my own liking, just like jumping off a cliff. I wouldn’t have minded the movie being 30 minutes longer and the plot delving more into the loneliness of being the last man on Earth and also see some flashbacks on how Robert Neville survived from the outbreak to the present, how he built his fortress, how he learned to survive etc… In my opinion, a much darker end, one that follows the lonely and post-apocalyptic atmosphere of the first two-third of the movie would have made it the best movie of the year. Another missed opportunity…
Anyways I loved it. Definitely recommend it to everyone A-
Also, I am definitely getting the book now.
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Quick review of Enchanted which I happened to see while waiting for new tires to be mounted on my car (It’s true lol!). Directed by Kevin Lima, Enchanted starts like any old school Disney animation with the lonely 2D Princess Gisele (Amy Adams) serenading a crowd of animals and waiting for her charming prince in the fairy tale land of Andalusia. Soon after comes the aforementioned charming Prince Edward (James Marsden) and the two immediately decide to marry so they can, you know… live happily thereafter like fairy tales characters are supposed to… There would however be no movie if not for Edward’s mother, Queen Narissa, who wants to hold on to the throne and thus exiles Princess Gisele down a sewer hole to that far off place called … New York City where she is not in 2D anymore, but flesh and blood! Who will save our poor fairy tale princess? Will she ever get to live happily thereafter??? Intriguing uh?
I obviously did not go blindly into this movie and knew it had received widely positive critical acclaim (92% on RT) and I can see why. This movie is nowhere near perfect but there is something magical about it that will transport you back to the times when you were watching 2D Disney animations. It is funny in a goof-ball kind of way, pokes fun at Disney while keeping its tradition going. Best of all, it does not resort to cheap jokes, or overly cheesy and sentimental moments to make the audience laugh or cry.
The Academy will never acknowledge that fact because it’s a goddamn Disney movie and she makes it look easy but the lovely Amy Adams gives an Oscar-worthy performance as Giselle. She portrays a fairy tale princess in real life New York City unbelievably well. She is light on her feet, gay and innocent as one can ever be, and best of all, she makes it look effortless. Needless to say she was perfect for the job. James Marsden also gives a very good performance as flesh and blood prince Edward, displaying solid physical comedy and timing. Patrick Dempsey, on the other hand is average but I think it was a screenplay choice to have him be understated. Finally, Susan Sarandon does a solid job as the evil mother queen in her small appearance.
Cinematography-wise, this movie is drop dead gorgeous with colorful sets, stunning shots of New York City and some truly magical musical scenes. The CGI is top notch and the musical score is brilliant.
Enchanted is not a perfect movie, far from it, but it is a delightful Disney movie with laughs for kids and adult alike.
B+
VN:F [1.8.4_1055] Rating: 8.4/10 (5 votes cast)
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